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3Sep/120

The $50 Blow Job – Is It Really Worth It?

Is the $50 BJ Worth It?

Is the $50 BJ Worth It?

You look at any low level escort site, you'll be able to find a CBJ or BBBJ for $50-$60. It's a great deal if you think about it. Throw in a repeat discount, You can get a month's worth of BJs for about 1k. One tiny problem with that, there's a HUGE distinction from CBJ and BBBJ.

Every guy loves a bj, your traditional mouth on c*ck. Whether you prefer CIM or a facial, you might want to pay a lil extra for that. The problem is the bare back bj part, think about the amount of bj's she's giving this month, let alone her lifetime. STDs are passed through oral... read that again.... while HIV is lower on the scale (yet still possible), HPV (warts) and Herpes (ouch) still reign large in the escort bj space.

Recommendation - CBJ with a facial, my favorite at least!

27Dec/110

So There I Am in Vegas Waiting in My Room…

I use to travel a TON, and the one thing I learned is to always talk to your cab driver. These guys have the true pulse of the underground life in every city. So I'm in Vegas, all my work is done and it's my one free night to myself. My wife is as home with our two kids, and it's the first time that I get to just let loose and have fun.

I'm in a cab heading back to MGM where I strike up a conversation with the cabbie. He writes down information of two girls that he 'personally' recommends. I tell him look, are you trying to get a commission from this thing by recommending these girls. He says flat out no, I get the commission off of these girls (where he shows me a stack with his referral). The girls I'm showing you are indepedants. So I'm thinking what the hell. I pick the blonde

Be Careful with Vegas Escorts

Be Careful with Vegas Escorts

I'm in my room in at the MGM and the blonde shows up right on time. I'm getting super excited and turns out she was a KNOCKOUT.  Without 5 minutes of being inside we are both completely naked going out it. Now, I know with escorts, I try to be extremely safe. I never dine at the Y and I always wear a rubber. I try to never get a BJ unless it's a covered blow job. So there, you have my mentality. So what do you do what a hot ass escorts starts going down on you? Well, you don't say "excuse me, put a rubber on". About 3 minutes into it, I told her to stop cause I didn't want to blow my load so quickly.

Mish, reverse cowgirl, doggie style then rip the condom off and shoot it all over her face. I sat there with such a smile on my face (you know the feeling). Fast forward 6 weeks, I get this itching feeling above my dick. Two days after that, I see what appears to be pimples. Well, it wasn't pimples, it was warts. So there I am FREAKING out, needing to take care of it before my wife were to ever see it. Three urologist visits later, an in and out procedure, and a few thousand bucks after that, all was good. I had to sweat though, let me tell you.

Lesson learned - when it comes to escorts guys, you REALLY need to be extra careful. What got me was the blow job. Simple act, and everyone tells you there is such a small chance. Where I say bull, the chances are high, especially with an escort.

To combat this locally, I found a site that caters to mutually beneficial arrangements. Basically single moms and younger girls looking to make ends meet. These girls aren't escorts, but love having all kinds of fun. In exchange, I help them out with some bills. Seriously is the arrangement of a lifetime.

11Jul/110

Don’t Trouble Yourself with Escorts

Most responsible adults who are sexually active with multiple partners will allow themselves to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases every six months or at least once a year.  What happens on the day that you get your results back from one of these testing sessions and it shows you are positive though?  It might go to show that fooling around with an escort is not the best idea.  Since these individuals are in the sex industry, selling their stunning looks and special talents in the bedroom on a very frequent basis, the risks associated with having too much fun with escorts have been proven to be rather high.  You already paid for their time with you, both out on the town to show how you can grab attention with the right kind of arm candy and then for the extra fun in the pleasure department.  Now, you have to pay for the doctor visits, the medication, and the permanent damage to your self esteem and sex life.

Escorts & STDs go Hand and Hand

Escorts & STDs go Hand and Hand

While condoms are great for preventing pregnancy, it is a little known fact that they actually are not as effective at preventing STDs—meaning that wearing a condom with your escort of choice does not guarantee that you will not end up as a horror story statistic.  You might be able to have a night or two of pure and unadulterated passion, but ending up with something that will follow you around for the rest of your life like the notorious HPV (which is responsible for most kinds of genital warts but can hide to the point where many people do not know they have it at first) is a bit too much of a risk and a very unfair bargain.  Do not think that oral sex can lower the risks or even fix this issue with escorts as herpes becomes your number one enemy when you try to use this cheat trick.

What exactly are you supposed to do then?  Suppressing your internal fire and strong sensual desires is pure torture to most people.  Isn't there a way to really enjoy yourself without having to commit to a relationship while still being able to keep all those gross and terrifying risks at bay?  Of course there is.  Having a discreet relationship or helping someone who wants to have an affair will allow you to have a vigorous roll in bed with someone who does not sell their sexuality for a living.  These relationships are full of adventurous encounters in a very exciting way that still allow you to be perfectly free and unattached—no duties or dull parts required.  Ashley Madison is a specialized dating website that is geared to help you find a match for your own discreet relationship so that you never have to worry about the risks of being with an escort again!

7Jul/110

Are You Nuts with a BBBJ?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

I love blow jobs more than the next guy, but when it comes to escorts, you are seriously playing with fire. Don't think for a second that you don't run the risk of getting and STD. Yes, getting HIV is a tough one to get on the receiving end. But you are wide open to the others, especially warts and herpes.

Be smart and go the CBJ route.  You could always take the rubber and give her a facial (my personal favorite). But a BBBJ, you are putting yourself at SERIOUS risk. Think how many BJ's she has given in the past 72 hours, let alone the past few months.

Meet some girl at a bar to minimize your risk, or go the affair route with women looking for that discreet encounter (Ashley Madison)