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9Jan/130

Nuru Massage Will Always Lead to a Blow Job

The average price for a nuru massage is $300/hour, it's actually higher than the price of your average escort. Considering the oils and 'work' involved, these girls deserve a higher amount. However, not all nuru massages lead to sex. Almost all of them do lead to a bbbj.

If you're a fan of this blog, you know I'm not a fan of BBBJ from escorts (let's face it guys, getting a nuru massage is still an escort). Think of the amount of blow jobs this girl has given. I know every ounce of you wants to believe she's clean, after all that's the fantasy right. Remember this, you can get several STDs from bjs. I won't try and scare you off with HIV as the chances are low, but getting Herpes and Warts is high.

So while she's sliding her tits up and down your shaft, request a covered blow job. You can always rip it off at the end and shoot it WHEREVER you like!

7Jul/110

Are You Nuts with a BBBJ?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

I love blow jobs more than the next guy, but when it comes to escorts, you are seriously playing with fire. Don't think for a second that you don't run the risk of getting and STD. Yes, getting HIV is a tough one to get on the receiving end. But you are wide open to the others, especially warts and herpes.

Be smart and go the CBJ route.  You could always take the rubber and give her a facial (my personal favorite). But a BBBJ, you are putting yourself at SERIOUS risk. Think how many BJ's she has given in the past 72 hours, let alone the past few months.

Meet some girl at a bar to minimize your risk, or go the affair route with women looking for that discreet encounter (Ashley Madison)