Escort Horror Stories Man Code – Gotta Do It

12Oct/110

Escort Horror Stories: My Life Will Never be “Normal” Again

Escort Horror Stories

When you start having sex, it’s so much fun.  If you’re in a committed relationship, you get to do it all the time, but with all things, relationships end.  So, you hook up with different girls that you meet through your friends, at the bars and clubs, at work – wherever.  There’s usually no shortage of women to be with.  Even if you go a couple of months during a “dry” spell, you can make do by looking at magazines, watching some movies…  It’s not ideal, but it helps you get through.  It’s when you decide that you can’t go another day without it and decide to call an escort that things get pretty tricky.

See, what you don’t know about lots of these girls is that a lot of them are drug addicts. They have sex for money and if you’re choosing to call on their services, it’s pretty likely that you know a bag over the head will be necessary, but some guys just don’t care that much.  I didn’t.  I just needed to hook up and by this time I wasn’t that worried about if she did drugs or not.

Escort Horror Stories

Escort Horror Stories

You always figure that if you’re going to be with an escort you’ll be safe, but sometimes spontaneity and your own excitement can really push that thought from your mind quickly.  Most of the time you can maybe squeak by without suffering any consequences from not being as safe as you would like, but the game changes with professionals.  With these ladies, you need to be really careful, like cover your whole body in latex if you want to be really safe, because they aren’t porn stars who get checked out all the time.  These ladies might never get checked.

That’s what happened to me.  She was a user of some kind I’m sure.  I didn’t look for the signs, the room was poorly lit thank god, and I wasn’t interested in her problems.  She was young but she looked worn out and I was going to add to it.

It’s bad enough when you see an escort and pay to feel so crappy about yourself afterward.  It’s a huge mistake, but then to find out a few short weeks later that you can never date anyone without having to share your issues before you hook up makes things worse.  It’s worse still because in order to make sure that nobody will ever get what I got I have to be extremely cautious for the rest of my life.  Fun – fun – fun.  I’ll never be able to have a truly good time with a woman again because I’ll be worried about what I’m giving her.

Yeah, so before you think about paying an escort, you might want to look at these two different sites. The first is Ashley Madison. This site caters to women who are married that are looking for affairs. Since these women can't bring back an STD to their husband, you know they're clean and you get to minimize your STD risk.

14Sep/110

Escort Horror Stories: Guess What I Brought Home?

Guess What I Got

I once had a female friend that said, “No matter how long it’s been since you’ve gotten laid – it’s never bad enough that you have to go pay for it.”  Well, she wasn’t offering up any solutions, so I didn’t really listen.  Sometimes, life gets the best of us and if you’re not in a relationship and you don’t have time to meet someone to hook up with – well, the only alternative is to call an escort.  Now, I’m not proud of this and I don’t make a habit of it.  In fact, I’ve only done it one time and I will NEVER do it again.

My experience was horrible and I’m now out to warn everyone of what can happen if you choose this route:  it goes like this.  I was out of town - my work keeps me traveling, so I’m almost too busy to meet anyone right now.  I’m not into one-nighters because I find that someone always gets hurt or worse, they call and call all the time and I just can’t deal with that.  Most of the time, I work late and am so tired I just want to crash when I’m done with the day, but on this one night, I was finished early and feeling the need for some company.  I check the phone book and there it is:  escorts.  There we go, I decided to call.

Guess What I Got

Guess What I Got

First of all, the rates were through the roof, but I make good money, I was down.  So, I tell them that I love brunettes – long, lean and brown eyed if possible.  It’s just my thing.  They say they have the perfect person and will send her right over.  I clean up my hotel room a little and try to get ready.  I’m not familiar with this kind of thing.

Finally, there’s a knock at the door.  I check the peep hole and I see a red head standing there.  She’s gorgeous, sure, but not what I wanted.  I let her in.  She’s got the personality of a frog – if a frog had a personality.  No small talk, no nicey-nice.   Just, “what do you like?”  Good thing I didn’t want to take her out.  I turned off the lights and we did our thing.  It was okay – no passion, no pleasure from her.  It was like being with a robot, but whatever, she was warm.

She goes on her way and it’s all good – for a while.  I’m not going to gross you out with my symptoms, but I thought I was going to be minus one appendage.  It was pretty ugly, but I went to the doctor and fortunately got it taken care of.  Now, I keep my money – and my hands to myself.

I know it's been mentioned before here, but you seriously need to stop looking at escorts and look at women that are wanting affairs. You virtually eliminate the STD risk and you have more of a PSE if you ask me! After all, these women are sexually frustrated! Check out the discreet dating site of Ashley Madison.

15Aug/110

A New Twist on a Covered Blow Job

New CBJ Twist

New CBJ Twist

For us extremely cautious type, you're always hesitant of hiring an escort. The thought of getting an STD, any of them, scares you half to death. For many, you stick to covered blow jobs (CBJ) or just cumming on a woman's chest. While to many, this isn't as exciting that the full service, it does fulfill the fantasy. My personal favorite is to take the condom off after oral and shooting it on her face or chest. Couple escorts allow me to shoot it right in the crack of their ass.

Case in Point - minimize your risk of catching an STD from escorts and use less riskier acts. Save the full service stuff to finding women that are looking for affairs (such as as the affair site Ashley Madison)

22Jul/110

Why Take the Risk with Escorts?

Sexually transmitted diseases are quite rampant all over the world.  Many of them can cause shocking amounts of damage to your self esteem, sex life, overall health, or even result in death after a significant amount of time.  Having sex at all can be a huge risk, but burning desires and intense basic needs of humans cannot be denied.  In fact, it is safe to assume that killing yourself would be more desirable to never having sex in your life due to the insane flame between your legs that can distract you from almost any task.  With the invention of condoms, things got a bit easier in relieving anxiety and worry about STDs.  However, what exactly are you going to do when you find yourself in need of a romp in the bedroom but cannot arrange for anything with a willing partner?

Worth the Risk?

Worth the Risk?

Many people turn to escorts.  You can have a fun time on the town followed by some extra wild moments behind closed doors for just a bit more money.  Being professionals in the sexual pleasure arena though, escorts can really be more trouble than they are worth.  It is a widely acknowledged fact among most health professionals and statistics gathering companies that all sex workers, whether mere escorts or full blown street prostitutes, have higher incidents of sexually transmitted diseases.  Can't condoms help to prevent issues from things like that though?  Not exactly.  Again, while condoms are 99% effective at preventing pregnancy, their protection level against STDs is actually a good bit lower.  The viruses can easily leap out from or into one of the many naturally occurring microscopic holes in the latex of the condom that automatically become part of the protection when the latex is created.  What about a little oral sex then?  You might want to rethink that plan when you consider the threat of herpes from such an activity.

Why risk having an STD for the rest of your life when there are several other ways to meet your sexual desires.  Instead of pulling someone into your bed that has been with many other people on a daily basis, try for an affair or discreet relationship instead.  You can get someone who is just as excited to be having a wild time in the bedroom as you are without any of the associated strings or complications of a normal committed relationship.  Ashley Madison focuses on the discreet dating world, more importantly, gives you the best scenario to bang someone else's wife. For real, with over 10 million discreet members, you'll be surprised what you can find.

11Jul/110

Don’t Trouble Yourself with Escorts

Most responsible adults who are sexually active with multiple partners will allow themselves to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases every six months or at least once a year.  What happens on the day that you get your results back from one of these testing sessions and it shows you are positive though?  It might go to show that fooling around with an escort is not the best idea.  Since these individuals are in the sex industry, selling their stunning looks and special talents in the bedroom on a very frequent basis, the risks associated with having too much fun with escorts have been proven to be rather high.  You already paid for their time with you, both out on the town to show how you can grab attention with the right kind of arm candy and then for the extra fun in the pleasure department.  Now, you have to pay for the doctor visits, the medication, and the permanent damage to your self esteem and sex life.

Escorts & STDs go Hand and Hand

Escorts & STDs go Hand and Hand

While condoms are great for preventing pregnancy, it is a little known fact that they actually are not as effective at preventing STDs—meaning that wearing a condom with your escort of choice does not guarantee that you will not end up as a horror story statistic.  You might be able to have a night or two of pure and unadulterated passion, but ending up with something that will follow you around for the rest of your life like the notorious HPV (which is responsible for most kinds of genital warts but can hide to the point where many people do not know they have it at first) is a bit too much of a risk and a very unfair bargain.  Do not think that oral sex can lower the risks or even fix this issue with escorts as herpes becomes your number one enemy when you try to use this cheat trick.

What exactly are you supposed to do then?  Suppressing your internal fire and strong sensual desires is pure torture to most people.  Isn't there a way to really enjoy yourself without having to commit to a relationship while still being able to keep all those gross and terrifying risks at bay?  Of course there is.  Having a discreet relationship or helping someone who wants to have an affair will allow you to have a vigorous roll in bed with someone who does not sell their sexuality for a living.  These relationships are full of adventurous encounters in a very exciting way that still allow you to be perfectly free and unattached—no duties or dull parts required.  Ashley Madison is a specialized dating website that is geared to help you find a match for your own discreet relationship so that you never have to worry about the risks of being with an escort again!

7Jul/110

Are You Nuts with a BBBJ?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

BBBJ - You Nuts with an Escort?

I love blow jobs more than the next guy, but when it comes to escorts, you are seriously playing with fire. Don't think for a second that you don't run the risk of getting and STD. Yes, getting HIV is a tough one to get on the receiving end. But you are wide open to the others, especially warts and herpes.

Be smart and go the CBJ route.  You could always take the rubber and give her a facial (my personal favorite). But a BBBJ, you are putting yourself at SERIOUS risk. Think how many BJ's she has given in the past 72 hours, let alone the past few months.

Meet some girl at a bar to minimize your risk, or go the affair route with women looking for that discreet encounter (Ashley Madison)

29Jun/110

Escorts Can Be a Nightmare Instead of a Dream

When arranging for an escort, many people are normally stoked by the idea.  You get to have a beautiful person on your arm to show off, thereby making you seem more desirable to everyone around you whether they are friends or just people you met during a night on the town.  However, since you are paying the escort for a relationship, it is common to want to take things further than a simple fun evening in public.  Being able to have a downright professional in your bed for a roaring and wild time full of sensual pleasure is very appealing.  Also, it is basically a way to make sure that you have the best possible time between the sheets with the least connections or required duties of a committed relationship that several groups of people require before even entering the bedroom arena.

Escort Horror Stories

Escort Horror Stories

Forking out a little money for an amazing night, impressing everyone around you, then even further fiery fun behind closed doors in exchange for a no strings attached hook up can seem like the jackpot.  Why does everyone on the planet not make this kind of arrangement at least once in their lives?  The horror stories and associated problems with hiring an escort can quickly push people away from this idea.  Having a professional help with your desires and fantasies only seems good from a glossed over stand point as they will certainly know what to do in bed, but it also implies that they have been in that situation with many other people and could possible have health issues that not even they know about.  The sexually transmitted disease known as HPV (the actual virus that can be the source of genital warts) normally does not even show symptoms for a very long time, and the escort could pass it on to you without even knowing they have it.  While condoms can assist you, they do not provide 100% coverage for secretive STDs like HPV.

How can you get your primal needs met though?  Picking a single person for a discreet relationship or affair through Ashley Madison is an easy choice.  You are able to find someone more than willing to have an adventurous time in the sack without as many health risks to become another mere escort victim statistic.  The people you find on AshleyMadison.com are not sex professionals but their eagerness to have a wild time behind locked doors and experiment more than make up for it since you can let loose some of your STD anxieties with a discreet relationship rather than a paid escort.

21Jun/110

Don’t Trouble Yourself with Escorts

Most responsible adults who are sexually active with multiple partners will allow themselves to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases every six months or at least once a year.  What happens on the day that you get your results back from one of these testing sessions and it shows you are positive though?  It might go to show that fooling around with an escort is not the best idea.  Since these individuals are in the sex industry, selling their stunning looks and special talents in the bedroom on a very frequent basis, the risks associated with having too much fun with escorts have been proven to be EXTREMELY high.  You already paid for their time with you, both out on the town to show how you can grab attention with the right kind of arm candy and then for the extra fun in the pleasure department.  Now, you have to pay for the doctor visits, the medication, and the permanent damage to your self esteem and sex life. Furthermore, imagine when you meet that one girl you want to spend your life with, and you have to tell her you're a carrier?

STD Escort Trouble Awaits

STD Escort Trouble Awaits

While condoms are great for preventing pregnancy, it is a little known fact that they actually are not as effective at preventing STDs—meaning that wearing a condom with your escort of choice does not guarantee that you will not end up as a horror story statistic.  You might be able to have a night or two of pure and unadulterated passion, but ending up with something that will follow you around for the rest of your life like the notorious HPV (which is responsible for most kinds of genital warts but can hide to the point where many people do not know they have it at first) is a bit too much of a risk and a very unfair bargain.  Do not think that oral sex can lower the risks or even fix this issue with escorts as herpes becomes your number one enemy when you try to use this cheat trick.

What exactly are you supposed to do then?  Suppressing your internal fire and strong sensual desires is pure torture to most people.  Isn't there a way to really enjoy yourself without having to commit to a relationship while still being able to keep all those gross and terrifying risks at bay?  Of course there is.  Having a discreet relationship or helping someone who wants to have an affair will allow you to have a vigorous roll in bed with someone who does not sell their sexuality for a living.  These relationships are full of adventurous encounters in a very exciting way that still allow you to be perfectly free and unattached—no duties or dull parts required.  AshleyMadison.com is a specialized dating website that is geared to help you find a match for your own discreet relationship so that you never have to worry about the risks of being with an escort again!

19Jun/110

Ever Have that Escorts from Hell Experience?

When you're online debating on which escorts to "order" for the night, some of the pictures get you so turned on that you can't wait for them to arrive. Whether your doing an outcall or an incall,  you always run a risk. Incalls, the girls and their boss will know where you live. Outcalls, you are going into an establishment (motel/home) of the unknown. Personally, I always liked outcalls. Plus being married, doesn't give me too many options at home!

Think with the Right Head!

Think with the Right Head!

Regardless of where you meet them, you run an INSANE risk of getting and STD. One unlucky encounter can cause these escorts to drag you to STD hell with them.  The risk is extremely large that people in their profession can even pass on one of the almost countless STDs without knowing that they have it.  HPV (aka warts) especially is known to lie dormant in terms of symptoms for a while but still be extremely potent when jumping around from person to person before you notice any type of genital wart.  The situation can even become more complicated when you involve a female escort and the fact that HPV can cause warts on the inside that cannot be seen or felt by the victim.  Unfortunately, this nightmare won't unfold until months later. Making matters worse, you can get this STD from wearing a condom! Yes really.

Why in the world would you want to take such a huge risk to meet your primal needs in the bedroom when there are far more appealing alternatives?  Having a discreet relationship or even helping along an affair can provide all the unattached fun and fire that you desire with way less statistical risk involved.  Since individuals looking for a discreet relationship or affair do not sell their sexuality, they are more likely to have a clean bill of health and do not require you to pay for a sultry time between the sheets.  Basically, you could be having all the positives with none of the negatives.  Checking out Ashley Madison is the best way to get started on initiating and arranging a discreet relationship or affair so that you can jump right into amazing pleasure without the anxiety or worry.  Let them help you find the perfect person for your passions.

18Jun/110

The Horror of Hiring an Escort

When it comes to picking out and then hiring an escort for an interesting night on the town or even a special occasion, things can start off very nice and smooth.  Arranging payment, choosing the type of looks you enjoy, and setting up the day and time all seem to be made for you to enjoy in a way so that you do not change your mind once the transaction gets started.  However, if you actually take the time to consider what exactly is implied by the hiring of an escort (not to mention all the other arrangements that each specific escort has set up over the months or years of his or her career) you might quickly change your mind about following this oddly popular trend.

Escorts are HUGE carriers of STDs

Escorts are HUGE carriers of STDs

An escort allows you to have a good time both in public to look popular in the eyes of your friends and alluring to others who see the precious piece of arm candy standing beside you most of the night with the promise of things going further at the end of the night if you are willing to pay extra.  Then, once the night is over or your money has run out (whichever comes first of course), you are able to go back to your regular life without any attachments or problems, right?  Wrong.

The huge risk of becoming another STD statistic from the pleasure work of an escort is a rather scary one.  Workers in their industry are commonly the victims of sexually transmitted diseases, which means that they can easily and even unknowingly spread that horror to you.  That girl that you're having an amazing physical time with, has an STD but doesn't even know it. When they tell you that they get checked regularly, it's total bull. Unless the girl has herpes or warts on their body, you would never know if they are a carrier.Think about it, your little wants to believe it's "go time", while you big head gets buried in the attraction.

Well, what next then?  Individuals have desires and many sexual fantasies that need to be met on a frequent basis.  Waiting around for a committed relationship can be a long and tedious process too.  A discreet relationship or affair is the best answer for those who have a strong sexual hunger but do not want to be weighed down or bothered with deep bonds to others who they pull into bed.  AshleyMadison.com can help you find the perfect person for a discreet relationship or affair with none of the escort like STD risks.  Discreet relationships are known to be wild and adventurous so that you do not need to worry about having a sex professional as well., meaning that you can have all the fun with none of the draw backs!