Escort Horror Stories Man Code – Gotta Do It


Escort Horror Stories: Guess What I Brought Home?

Guess What I Got

I once had a female friend that said, “No matter how long it’s been since you’ve gotten laid – it’s never bad enough that you have to go pay for it.”  Well, she wasn’t offering up any solutions, so I didn’t really listen.  Sometimes, life gets the best of us and if you’re not in a relationship and you don’t have time to meet someone to hook up with – well, the only alternative is to call an escort.  Now, I’m not proud of this and I don’t make a habit of it.  In fact, I’ve only done it one time and I will NEVER do it again.

My experience was horrible and I’m now out to warn everyone of what can happen if you choose this route:  it goes like this.  I was out of town - my work keeps me traveling, so I’m almost too busy to meet anyone right now.  I’m not into one-nighters because I find that someone always gets hurt or worse, they call and call all the time and I just can’t deal with that.  Most of the time, I work late and am so tired I just want to crash when I’m done with the day, but on this one night, I was finished early and feeling the need for some company.  I check the phone book and there it is:  escorts.  There we go, I decided to call.

Guess What I Got

Guess What I Got

First of all, the rates were through the roof, but I make good money, I was down.  So, I tell them that I love brunettes – long, lean and brown eyed if possible.  It’s just my thing.  They say they have the perfect person and will send her right over.  I clean up my hotel room a little and try to get ready.  I’m not familiar with this kind of thing.

Finally, there’s a knock at the door.  I check the peep hole and I see a red head standing there.  She’s gorgeous, sure, but not what I wanted.  I let her in.  She’s got the personality of a frog – if a frog had a personality.  No small talk, no nicey-nice.   Just, “what do you like?”  Good thing I didn’t want to take her out.  I turned off the lights and we did our thing.  It was okay – no passion, no pleasure from her.  It was like being with a robot, but whatever, she was warm.

She goes on her way and it’s all good – for a while.  I’m not going to gross you out with my symptoms, but I thought I was going to be minus one appendage.  It was pretty ugly, but I went to the doctor and fortunately got it taken care of.  Now, I keep my money – and my hands to myself.

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